Uh... hey there, everybody. [Jaime clears his throat.] Are we all here to help with this jewel thing? If the person who pulled me here is listening--I'm not completely unfamiliar with being dragged through time and space against my will, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Or have it happen to me without permission. If it was a good cause, ( Read more... )

 [Private to Shannon ( Read more... )

[Aoko's voice is quiet, soft into the phone, with the air of wanting to say things quickly for fear of losing her nerve ( Read more... )

[There's a small clicking, and a very obvious noise of Adam clearing his throat.] This is odd. Not that I mind it but...

[Adam's voice gets louder, clearer, and just sounds so very pissed. ]

Okay I actually do mind it. What kind of sick joke is this Michael? I know you're out there listening to me. I know you're a damned omnipresent archangel who ( Read more... )

I-

What?

No, seriously! Waittaminute. Back the hell up, buster! Let's start again, from the top.

… Actually. On second thoughts, nah. No. Nevermind. I get it. I ge~et it.

[ There is a sigh. It's long and it's loud; it's dramatic and theatrical and totally not, definitely not, an expression of just how much Yuffie would love to punch something ( Read more... )

If I heard my messages correctly, I'm supposedly stuck in this town to collect jewel shards. Does this happen often? I don't mind helping everyone out, but I can't say I quite expected to wake up here either ( Read more... )

Pardon if I sound irate. I just spent the last two hours sitting between two sweaty teenagers in a place known as “Detention.” The name certainly does not do any justice given the circumstances. Considering all I did was correct the instructor in his asinine depiction of thermal dynamics ( Read more... )

Hello ( Read more... )

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[A sigh.]

Felix?